Girl Power!!

WIFE vs HUSBAND
A couple drove down a country road for several miles,not saying a word.An earlier discussion had led to an argument and neither of them wanted to Concede their position.As they passed a barnyard of mules, goats, and pigs,the Husband asked sarcastically, "Relatives of yours?" "Yep," the wife replied,"In-laws."

WORDS
A husband read an article to his wife about how many words women use aDay... 30,000 to a man's 15,000.The wife replied, "The reason has to be because we have to repeat everything To men...The husband then turned to his wife and asked, "What?"

CREATION
A man said to his wife one day, "I don't know how you can be so stupid And so beautiful all at the same time.""The wife responded, "Allow me to explain. God made me beautiful so you would be attracted to me; God made me stupid so I would be attracted to you!"

WHO DOES WHAT
A man and his wife were having an argument about who should brew the coffee each morning.The wife said, "You should do it, because you get up first, and then we don't have to wait as long to get our coffee."The husband said, "You are in charge of cooking around here and you Should do it, because that is your job, and I can just wait for my coffee."Wife replies, "No, you should do it, and besides, it is in the Bible that the man should do the coffee."Husband replies, "I can't believe that, show me."So she fetched the Bible, and opened the New Testament and showed him at the top of several pages that it indeed says.........."HEBREWS"

THE SILENT TREATMENT
A man and his wife were having some problems at home and were giving each other the silent treatment.Suddenly, the man realized that the next day, he would need his wife to wake him at 5:00 AM for an early morning business flight.Not wanting to be the first to break the silence (andLOSE), he wrote on a piece of paper, "Please wake me at 5:00 AM."He left it where he knew she would find it.The next morning, the man woke up, only to discover it was 9:00 AM and he had missed his flight.Furious, he was about to go and see why his wife hadn't wakened him, when he noticed a piece of paper by the bed.The paper said, "It is 5:00 AM. Wake up.

"Men are not equipped for these kinds of contests.God may have created man before woman, but there is always a rough draft beforethe masterpiece...(right, girls?)

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I asked for strength
and God gave me difficulties to make me strong.
I asked for wisdom
and God gave me problems to solve.
I asked for prosperity
and God gave me brawn and brains to work.
I asked for courage
and God gave me dangers to overcome.
I asked for patience
and God placed me in situations where I was forced to wait.
I asked for love
and God gave me troubled people to help.
I asked for favors
and God gave me opportunities.
I received nothing I wanted
I received everything I needed.
My prayers have all been answered."

Untuk semua orang yang pernah mengisi hatiku dan memberikan banyak inspirasi... (Idih.... bahasa gue...)

Love is like a butterfly.

If you chase it, it will fly away, but if you let it fly, it will come when you less expect it.

Love makes you happy, but it also often makes you sad.

Love is valuable when you give it to someone who appreciate it.

So don't choose too quickly but choose the best.

Love is not a matter of how to be a "perfect" couple for someone,

but it's the matter to find someone who can help you to be yourself.

Love is not blaming your spouse, it's modest.

Love is always be there for the one you love.

Love is to understand, it's "I love you just the way you are.

Don't ever say " I love you" if you don't care.

Don't ever talk about a feeling that never exist.

Don't touch someone's life if it will break her heart.

Don't look into her eyes if all you want is just to tell her a lie.

The cruelest thing to do is make someone fall in love and you never want to catch it..!

It will hurt you to see someone you love living a happy life with someone else,

But it will hurt you more to see the one you love is not happy living with you.

And it will hurt you more if the one you love forgets you.

But it hurt you even deeper when the one you love doesn't know what you're feeling.

The saddest thing in life is to meet someone, felt in love

but then find out that he's not for you and never appreciate you.

But if he's not worth it now, he will not worth it 10 years later so just let him go....

Once you missed it, love never comes back, so pray for it.

kenapa cowok menyukai cewek (dari sudut pandang seorang cowok)

Sedikitnya ada 24 alasan kenapa cowok suka sama cewek... yaituh....

1. mereka selalu wangi,meskipun hanya wangi sampo.
2. mereka selalu tahu dimana harus menyandarkan kepalanya (dibahu cowok).
3. cara mereka masuk kedalam pelukan cowok dengan nyaman.
4. cara mereka mencium cowok yang membuat dunia nampak jauh lebih indah.
5. cara mereka makan - begitu lucu
6. waktu berjam-jam yang mereka butuhkan untuk berdandan, dan ternyata hasilnya sangat mengesankan.
7. mereka selalu hangat,meskipun udara diluar amat sangat dingin.
8. mereka akan nampak selalu menarik,tak peduli baju apapun yang mereka pakai.
9. cara mereka berusaha untuk dipuji.
10. cara mereka berdebat - begitu lucu
11. cara tangan mereka meraih tangan kita.
12. senyum mereka.
13. kita selalu merasa senang melihat ID-nya waktu menelepon kita, khususnya setelah kita bertengkar.
14. cara mereka mengatakan,"kita jangan bertengkar lagi,ya?" meskipun sejam kemudian........
15. cara mereka mencium saat kita berbuat baik pada mereka.
16. cara mereka mencium saat kita mengatakan"aku mencintaimu."
17. sebenarnya, cara mereka mencium kita,itu saja.....
18. cara mereka jatuh kedalam pelukan kita saat mereka menangis.
19. cara mereka minta maaf karena menangis gara - gara hal sepele
20. cara mereka memukul kita dan mengharapkan kita kesakitan.
21. lalu, cara mereka minta maaf karena pukulannya memang menyakitkan(walaupun kita tak mau mengakui bahwa pukulannya memang sakit),
22. cara mereka mengatakan. "aku kangen pada mu"
23. cara kita merindukan mereka.
24. cara mereka menangis, yang membuat kita ingin mengubah dunia agar mereka tidak terluka lagi.

namun, sekalipun kita mencintai mereka, membenci mereka,mengaharapkan mereka mati, atau kita akan mati tanpa mereka ..... tidaklah jadi soal. sebab, setelah mereka memasuki kehidupan kita, bagaimanapun orang lain memandang mereka, mereka adalah segalanya bagi kta. saat kita menatap mata mereka, menukik kedalam jiwanya, dan kita mengatakan jutaan kata tanpa bersuara, kita tahu bahwa hidup kita menghirup debaran jantung mereka. kita mencintai mereka dengan sejuta alasan. hal itu bukan berhubungan dengan pikiran, melainkan dengan hati dan perasaan. HANYA PERASAAN.

thanks to Mr.B, yang sudah dengan keukeuhnya memaksa agar pendapat beliau bisa ditampilkan di blog ini...